January 2012
1 post
December 2011
1 post
Faye: We’re always on the same page, with the exception of Justin Bieber of course.
Kayleigh: Never say never.
Faye: Touché.
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
3 posts
On Common American Surnames
Chris: I always felt like the Smith thing was cliché, but now I know so many Smiths.
Stewart: We are legion.
April 2011
3 posts
On Collaboration. . .
Audrey: I just want to attach myself to somebody creative so I can produce it.
Jason: Like a parasite.
Audrey: Yeah, except like, productive.
Jason: And don't you dare say symbiotic relationship.
Audrey: Shit, that's exactly what I was about to say.
Jason: I want you to actively drain the life force from someone else.
“I’m just a few limited edition art prints and things away from an...”
– Jason
On Interior Decoration. . .
Jason: I need a rug. Something that ties together the room.
Kayleigh: That's a line from a movie I've never seen.
Jason: More of an allusion to a line from a movie you've never seen.
February 2011
2 posts
Fashion Week
Me: It's Fashion Week!!
Co-worker Friend: Oh? JC Penny is having a sale.
Me: JC Penney is not at Fashion Week.
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
2 posts
October 2010
3 posts
On Art...
Jason: Also, I can't decide how I feel about Damien Hirst's art. Some of it I really like. Some of it I loathe entirely.
Rennie: He might consider that success on his part
Jason: I KNOW!
Rennie: At least he's elicited a response?
Jason: Stop it. Art is only supposed to be enjoyable!
Rennie: haha. I thought you wanted to have actual conversations about stuff that's not movies or 30 Rock.
Rennie: IS THAT SPRINKLES ON A SKULL!??
Jason: AMIRITE!?!
September 2010
2 posts
On Cold Brewing Coffee
Rennie: 8-12 hours!?!
Jason: You don't have to watch it.
August 2010
3 posts
On Words with Friends
Kayleigh: Let me just tell you, I have a rack full of letters like "LVSRN" and all I can think of are Ikea names.
On Ridiculous Images. . .
Chris: How do you even find such a thing?
Jason: The Internet brought it to me.
July 2010
6 posts
On Essay Writing and Misspellings
Kayleigh: ...larger picture. Draw ties to potential outside influences/subject material/research possibilities. Line 5: Cathy [sic] conclusion line.
Chris: I saw "Cathy conclusion line" and my first thought was about how there's no way I'll ever end an essay with ACK!
Kayleigh: LOL
Chris: Unless I want it cut out and put on an office refrigerator.
Kayleigh: Chocolate chocolate chocolate!
Jason: my bracket is destroying yours.
Kayleigh: that's what i get for bracketing by handsomeness.
Nicole: At first, I was gonna complain that the only station playing movies on the dish is Hallmark. But then I saw that, in honor of celebrating with Dolly her 25th anniversary of Dollywood, they're playing "A Smoky Mountain Christmas", starring Dolly. Then I realized this was a very good thing indeed.
Kayleigh: Two days ago I bought "A Bluegrass Christmas" CD. I knew we were supernaturally connected but this brings it to a whole new level.
Nicole: SHUT. UP. I knew IMMEDIATELY that I needed to text YOU when I saw that. It is divine. Indeed.
Nicole: Yes, I am watching a Hilary/Haley Duff movie and drinking cabernet. #thisismylife
Kayleigh: You're telling the girl who is eating a popsicle while fixing her blog layout and who has spent the morning laying on her new rug.
Kayleigh: (picture of party tray of deviled eggs)
Nicole: Oh the perils of loving appetizers in entree portions. Sometimes I wonder if people know that I eat parmesan whole.
Kayleigh: Was able to play it cool b/c it is a holiday weekend. I hope?
kayleigh: Unintentional ro-tic evening started off strong with Sinatra, pedi, naan and hummus, and candles. As I was getting ready for fireworks my fridge's fuse blew and I spent the next hour with my hands in the electrical box only to resign to buying an extension cord to go from fridge to living room. Now it's me, Ben, Jerry, and New Moon... so the evening has come full circle.
Nicole: I think that I thought my 2 weeks on the farm alone would be ro-tic, but it's been about 1/3 curry and cabernet and 2/3 egg rolls and diet A&W cream soda.
June 2010
3 posts
On the Ascent of Jason
Chris: I do what I want.
Jason: No. I do what I want. If there is a conflict between what we want, my desires will prevail and you will do what you are told, able, or resigned to do.
Chris: Yes, Emperor Jason.
Jason: I'm not an emperor. Yet. You will be aware of the fact when I am. It will be inescapable.
Chris: Everywhere. The walls of our homes, the backs of our cabinets, the insides of our eyelids. Everywhere.
Jason: Insides of your eyelids implies you'll be able to close them to gaze away from the visage. No, eyelids will be a memory.
May 2010
1 post
On Diversificiation. . .
Jason: gold is up
[redacted]: excellent
[redacted]: i also own silver now
[redacted]: that is me diversifying
Jason: that's not diversifying.
February 2010
2 posts
on converting dog people to cat people:
cio: i'm sure if i got a kitten, i'd love it still when it grew up
cio: STOP MAKING THINK ABOUT THIS
kayleigh: of course you would
kayleigh: your mom probably loves you even more now than she did when you were a baby cio
kayleigh: you'll love your cat when she's an adult kitten
cio: Kayleigh Lawson.
1 tag
on time differences:
Jason: Turns out you can check in foursquare w SMS. Not sure how well it works, but you can!
Kayleigh: Current mayor of my bed!!
Jason: I should hope so!
January 2010
1 post
1 tag
On Lady Gaga...
Kayleigh: also. if i purchase for you lady gaga on vinyl
Jason: no.
Kayleigh: will you listen?
Jason: see above
December 2009
2 posts
On Providing Context
Kayleigh: so the bagel chick gave me the hugest bagel in the place apparently
Jason: ?
Kayleigh: nope, you don't get context
November 2009
1 post
via voicemail
chris jackson: You ARE Jack Donaghy.
jason smith: That's ridiculous, Lemon.
September 2009
1 post
missed connections finally hits home!
taylor: this was on the panera bulletin board (links to craigslist missed connection: "You made my salad last night. You liked my elephant tattoos. WHO ARE YOU?????? "
kayleigh: SO GOOD!!!
kayleigh: was it you?
taylor: yeah
kayleigh: BAHAHAHAHAHHA
taylor: I'm training on line
kayleigh: was she cute?
taylor: I dont remember
taylor: I made 3294820384 salads that day
kayleigh: omg please let me write to her
taylor: nooooooo
taylor: nonononnononono
kayleigh: lpeaeaseeee
kayleigh: palseplae peapsle
kayleigh: plealsepalseplaplsesaaaeeaaa
taylor: no.
August 2009
3 posts
On Dreams. . .
Jason: I had the strangest dream last night
Rennie: go
Jason: well now I can't remember it. very upsetting
Jason: it involved famous people I don't know, and improbable circumstances
On Kayleigh's Secret
Chris: Oh Kayleigh. How you got to be so awesome will always remain a mystery.
Kayleigh: Hi.
Chris: If you could name what it was, you could sell it and be rich off of it.
Kayleigh: It's Glo by JLo.
July 2009
1 post
On T-Ball. . .
Chris: oh. I just realized why it's called that. It looks like a tee.
May 2009
1 post
On The Barber Shop...
Jason: you need to come to Austin and get your haircut at the avenue barber shop
Chris: I sure don't.
Jason: they shave your neck with a straight razor
Chris: I definitely don't. i have a textury neck.
April 2009
1 post
on being roommates #4:
lindsay: who wants to do something really cool?!
kayleigh: no i will not shave your legs.
lindsay: dangit.
March 2009
0 posts
5 tags
On Buying Wine. . .
Amanda: I want the biggest bottle
Jason: That's not how you buy wine.
February 2009
4 posts
On Being A Creeper. . .
Chris: how do you save ichats?
On Party Foul. . .
Jason: Party Foul. on schicks note.
Chris: hahaha
Chris: i don't even know what party foul means.
Chris: seriously, people say it all the time and i'm confused.
Jason: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=party+foul
Jason: seriously
Jason: in the age of google
Jason: you have no excuse for confusion
Chris: i did not spill an alcoholic beverage.
Jason: that is one example
Jason: definition #1 for you buddy.
on delightful phone calls:
bank guy: do you currently rent or own your home?
kayleigh: rent.
bank guy: what is your monthly rent?
kayleigh: $200.
bank guy: ok. WOAH.
kayleigh: yeah. utilities included.
bank guy: WOAH.
kayleigh: what can i say, i'm great at finding cheap stuff!
bank guy: i'll say.
kayleigh: also i have five roommates...
January 2009
1 post
On Will Power ...
Kayleigh: I'm glad you ate
Kayleigh: you're going to suck the life out of your body
Kayleigh: if you dont
Jason: I think of it is denying my body the energy it so desperately wants
Kayleigh: that too
Jason: it's an excersize in showing it whos boss
Jason: me
Kayleigh: omg
Jason: I control you, you eat when I tell you
Jason: is what I would say to my body
Jason: you get the idea
Kayleigh: your body has a mind of its own
Jason: but my mind will control that ones mind
Jason: telepathy or whatever
Jason: I don't understand these things
Jason: Im not a doctor
Jason: I just do what the gurus say to do
Kayleigh: i hate this conversation