by schickles January 3, 2012
by schickles December 6, 2011

Faye: We’re always on the same page, with the exception of Justin Bieber of course.
Kayleigh: Never say never.
Faye: Touché.

by schickles June 12, 2011
by schickles May 28, 2011
by schickles May 28, 2011

On Common American Surnames

by thisischrisjackson May 21, 2011
  • Chris: I always felt like the Smith thing was cliché, but now I know so many Smiths.
  • Stewart: We are legion.

On Collaboration. . .

by jasonsmithtx April 29, 2011
  • Audrey: I just want to attach myself to somebody creative so I can produce it.
  • Jason: Like a parasite.
  • Audrey: Yeah, except like, productive.
  • Jason: And don't you dare say symbiotic relationship.
  • Audrey: Shit, that's exactly what I was about to say.
  • Jason: I want you to actively drain the life force from someone else.
by schickles April 20, 2011
I’m just a few limited edition art prints and things away from an Apartment Therapy place. I can feel it. I’m so close.

On Interior Decoration. . .

by jasonsmithtx April 2, 2011
  • Jason: I need a rug. Something that ties together the room.
  • Kayleigh: That's a line from a movie I've never seen.
  • Jason: More of an allusion to a line from a movie you've never seen.
by schickles February 20, 2011