Faye: We’re always on the same page, with the exception of Justin Bieber of course.
Kayleigh: Never say never.
Faye: Touché.
On Common American Surnames
- Chris: I always felt like the Smith thing was cliché, but now I know so many Smiths.
- Stewart: We are legion.
On Collaboration. . .
- Audrey: I just want to attach myself to somebody creative so I can produce it.
- Jason: Like a parasite.
- Audrey: Yeah, except like, productive.
- Jason: And don't you dare say symbiotic relationship.
- Audrey: Shit, that's exactly what I was about to say.
- Jason: I want you to actively drain the life force from someone else.
I’m just a few limited edition art prints and things away from an Apartment Therapy place. I can feel it. I’m so close.
On Interior Decoration. . .
- Jason: I need a rug. Something that ties together the room.
- Kayleigh: That's a line from a movie I've never seen.
- Jason: More of an allusion to a line from a movie you've never seen.


